Side Effects of Beer-Recent Medical Results carried out at St Austell Band Club, Cornwall.

Scientists for Health Canada recently visited to carry out research to look at the beer consumption of men at the club as results of a previous analysis revealed that there was a presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men at the club were fed 9 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when proved wrong.

No further testing is planned ! !

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