POLITICS

'Dad, what's politics'

'Politics? Well consider our home, I am the wage earner so lets call me Capitalism.  Your mum is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government.  We take care of you and your needs, so we'll call you The People.  We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother the future. Do you understand so far?'

'I'm not really sure, Dad, I'll have to think about it.' 

Late that night the boys sleep is disturbed by the crying of his baby brother. He got up and found the baby had soiled its nappy.  He went to his parent's room and found his mum fast asleep, and then discovered his dad was bonking the maid so loud he couldn't hear his knocks.  He returned to his bed and went to sleep.

Next morning he went to his dad, 'Dad I think I know what politics is,' 'Good boy, explain it to me in your own words.'

'Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class and the Government is sound asleep, the people are being completely ignored and the futures full of shit!'

Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic Party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it stands up to inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while being screwed.

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POPE WEB DESIGN 2002