NUNS
What's a definition of Suspicion?
A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field
What's a definition of innocence?
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she was making sleeping bags for mice.
Two nuns are cycling down a cobblestone street. The first nun says to the other "I've never come this way before" "I know, its the cobbles"
"I would like to buy 120 bananas for the convent" Mother superior says the to the greengrocer. "If you buy such a large quantity it is more economic to buy 144" he replies. "Oh well, we could always eat the other 24!"
Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two men jump out and start raping them. The first nun looks to the heavens and says "Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they are doing." The second on looks up and says "This one does!"
A
Catholic priest and nun were traveling together back from a mission when their
vehicle broke down. Well, they had no choice but to walk to the nearest town for
help. They didn't reach the town until late at night, so, they decided to stay
at a hotel until morning when they could go back to their vehicle. There was
only enough money left in their budget for one room though, so they only got one
room. The two decided that the nun would sleep on the couch and the priest would
take the bed. The two settled down in their places.
After
a few minutes the nun said to the priest, "Father, I am cold."
So the priest got her a blanket from the closet.
Ten minutes later the nun came back to the priest and once again said, "
Father, I am still cold."
So the priest got up and got her another blanket.
Once again, the nun lay down and she said, "Father, I am still cold. I
think that, considering the circumstances, God wouldn't mind us acting as
husband and wife for one night."
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